Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
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Lorysa 11
If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)
PantyGAMES 10
You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
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Comments (93)
cantfixme36 28
Fun fact, the girl who made it also makes fashionable bachelorette party earrings and uses the same technique to make both.
RealSuperSand 21
That's a penis.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Get her a pair that look like vaginas lol
MurielWeathers 9
mail them to me lol
Drosophila82 18
Your mom is a delight... And perhaps a bit horny!
taintedtruffle 42
Oh I'd totes wear them!