Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
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Lorysa 11
If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)
PantyGAMES 10
You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
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cartedor 18
Photos, seriously. Show them to us
FMLoverAgain 7
Dicks are sacred and should be worshiped. It's just like people wearing cross or other religious figures.
buckdharma 37
Both are similar. One can get you off the rocks, the other can get your rocks off.
BellaFurfaro 12
Now you can wear your obsession with penises with pride.
SoMuchWut 8
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "********".
Kkkdawg 27
If you're anything like me, that comment will stick in your head forever. Never wear them lol. About 7 years ago my uncle commented on how the leaves on my clover tattoo looked like ball sacks. Every time I look at it, that's all I can think about. :/
jenjen2633 17
But wouldn't that be true for all clovers?
buckdharma 37
Your Mom talks like a sailor. She must know a lot about lighthouses.
perdix 29
Those things could give you an ear infucktion! That's when you **** hear and have to take penis-cillin.
charvisioku 22
I think you can safely wear them, OP. Not many dicks are striped red and white. Or at least I hope not.
charvisioku 22
Fair point. Still, I wouldn't immediately assume they were dicks.
rott3n 6
You don't want dick in your ear.
laya_fml 26
According to Family Guy ear sex is the way to go.
charvisioku 22
But according to Scary Movie, not so much xD