Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
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Ashkahnator 0
Try throwing the tv at the kid to teach it a lesson?
Rei_Ayanami 18
That child would not have Christmas or a birthday for a decade, I don't even care if they are a toddler.
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Comments (250)
Neko_Banshee 13
Aside from the fact that your a moronic Canadian and clearly a horrible father, the fact that you are an foolish person for making such a purchase instead of taking proper care of your kid is the big issue. And how pathetic that all you random people on here are saying the man should kill the kid smash his toys break the baby's neck...wow i mean really. go sterilize yourself or slit your own throat. you should never reproduce.
horneyhic 15
maby he has a good job and can afford to do both unlike you Americans we Canadians actually work we don't sit around complaining that economy sucks and that's why we can't find work when it's really just laziness
AliSama 17
that kid must be very strong to break a flatscreen tv with a toy. with a toss like that he should play american football. I think i would have a hard time breaking our flatscreen with an object.
lanbee 0
that's what you get for not using protection. a condom and something to protect the tv.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Why didn't you watch high-def **** on it before it was too late?!
greyzero 0
Things people with kids ned to realize: 1) you're not allowed to own nice things until the kids move out. 2) you're not allowed to go to the movies until the kids can converse freely, instead of crying when they are hungry, tired, etc.
brieslew 0
YDI. you need to wait a few years for him/her to get older before investing in stuff like that.
bfaikey 9
OP is a dumbass. If you only bought it two hours ago, get it fixed under the warranty. Stop complaining and do something about it
mevsbr0nies 0
Hope you got the extended warranty. Or give him this Punishment: No toys, no birthday party, no Christmas, and no fun until he turns 18 or the Money for the tv is paid. Whichever comes first. And when he grows, always broccoli.
udeserveditbro69 0
You need to beat that kids ass
Carabez1228 5
You have a strong ass toddler.. Haha