sixtus1973

About Sixtus1973

null

Sixtus1973 - Followers

AndreaHoff...

laloose_GT

Sixtus1973 - Followed

Sixtus1973's page visits

Hugged!

Sixtus1973's FML badges

Verified
You are certified FML now
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Parrot stealer
You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
Relic collector
You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
83_badgename
83_badgedesc
Nocturnal Up
At night, all wolves are grey.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

2%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

21%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

36%
Mike Tyson
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

36%
Chuck Norris Kick
If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.

33%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

4%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

4%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

14%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

54%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

26%
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

33%

The list of badges to find

Sixtus1973's favorite FMLs

"shortcomings"

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 February 2018 01:30 /

Today, I have to fulfil my boyfriend's Valentine's day wishes since he treated me to the most romantic dinner last year. His wishes were simple: "Make me a home cooked dinner, don't speak while I'm playing online chess and don't bother me for sex." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Not so lucky - / Wednesday 14 February 2018 11:19 /

Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have no fun, no money, get nagged constantly and all in return for infrequent unsatisfying sex. An unfair trade in his opinion. I couldn't help agreeing with him. My wife overheard what we were saying and is threatening divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 February 2018 03:18 /

Today, when I got home from work I found my 23 year old half brother from my mother's side and my 19 year old half sister from my father's side having sex in my bed. When I confronted them my sister says that at least if she gets pregnant our kids will have the same grandparents. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Qpon - / Thursday 1 February 2018 15:06 / France - Boissy-saint-l?ger

Today, I caught my boyfriend fucking another girl. I said, "You told me she was your sister!" He replied, "She is." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Saturday 3 February 2018 23:27 / United States - Kenai

sixtus1973

Verified

I’m your new creative director

Happy ending

This isn't what should be happening

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

42

The Mixer

Supersize Menu

Chicken Thief Badge

Omelette Master Badge

Parrot stealer

Relic collector

83_badgename

Nocturnal Up

At night, all FMLs are grey.

Checking you out

I NEED to know!

It's in the can!

Censored

Beginner

Perfectionist

Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Socialite

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I'm a rock star

Gandhi

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

Mike Tyson

Chuck Norris Kick

Tommy Wiseau

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

I agree, my mouse works.

One more and it's business time

YDI Master

The return of the thumb

Judgmental

What'ch'all looking at?

"shortcomings"