Miscellaneous: Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 23:16

It is a sign, please never pick up a microphone.

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Saturday 27 November 2010 23:32

YDI for blaring your music & disturbing your neighbors, wasting time by dancing around like an idiot, not looking at what you are picking up before you grab a hot curling iron, and being a moron. For the sake of mankind, do not reproduce. Ever.