Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I blacked out while riding my electric scooter. Luckily, I was quickly jolted awake when my chin hit the tarmac. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Top comments
AlienX_fml 0
That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.
imacreeper 3
your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.
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Comments (172)
13yearoldboy 0
rolf!!!!
ieatcats 0
rolling on large floor??
FMLephant 2
Rolf is the dog from the Muppets. He plays piano
13yearoldboy 0
oh damn that autocorrect
SpectSelf 0
I tell people all the time how Facebook is used to spread evil
booboojlc 0
OMG someone in this world that thinks the same thongs about it as I do!!!
SpectSelf 0
why don't I have -20 thumbs yet? as much as people love Facebook....
borkchop1992 15
did he put his penis in your mouth
pnellab 0
nice xd
uglygurl 0
nice friend
soozjw 2
if you were both strapped into a roller coaster ride, what help exactly were you expecting friend to give? At least they've saved the moment for posterity.
cowgirl7109 4
What r friends for? lmao
MyHandIsADolphin 0
Maybe your friend thought you passed up and thought you would get up in a minute.
jess6blondie9 3
Sounds like something I would do.
ccheart55 5
my friends do the same stuff whenever I do anything a little weird it goes right on fb and I don't even have one!
ImInABox 6
Was it a "Ner ner ner" face? Cause then I don't blame your friend.. Nah. Jk. Sucks for you.