Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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earljonez 22
I think your teacher watches too much ****....
nzhx 23
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?
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Comments (55)
Lalala579121 28
Your teacher must have read that FML from a little while ago.
Omfgitsmia 15
What an asshole. I would file a complaint for making such a ridiculous accusation. You should've been like, "you wish I'd proposition you for sex."
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Not everythings a porno come on now
Sciath13 14
Wtf is wrong with your teachers?
SuperMew 22
Explain what happened?
golden23 10
If it gets out and makes you look bad you should look at suing the teacher for defamation of character he can't lie in court like he can to a principal. Then when you transfer to a new school you have a nice pocket full of cash
slackerjoe 22
unless there is a witness, no, on the stand he can lie and not even worry about it because hey, its your word against his. don't believe everything you hear or read.
golden23 10
Actual if he gets put on stand and is fearful of been caught he won't lie under oath as that is a criminal charge. It may just be me but I can't see a teacher lying about this in court as worst off if found guilty he may lose his job and have pay a few thousands of dollars.
Sk8brdmenace 17
Wtf? Don't flatter yourself Mr. Teacher.....what a dipshit
Tyguy823 14
I'd ask a friend about doing instead of him
millie14225 31
maybe you should've phrased it differently. fyl!
KagamineRinny 14
notice OP is a girl. gender bias at its finest.
I'madumbass 19
I agree