Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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earljonez 22
I think your teacher watches too much ****....
nzhx 23
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?
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Comments (55)
supertacowaffle 41
What a horrible assumption, I really hope this got cleared up.
alex_gen 39
It's not too late to transfer to another class. It's gonna be his word against yours, so I'm sure you got unfair punishment as result for good study habits.
Isa_fml 20
He's a creep.
ChristySaysRawr 14
Lmao. Someone might have asked him before. Gross.
imshadyxo 25
Why did he try to lead you on by telling you he'd look into it and let you know... He could've just reprimanded you then and there if he REALLY thought you were proposing sex
Dexter83_fml 17
One word against the other it won't go anywhere unless you have a witness
orsombre_fml 11
Hope you could explain to the principal. Please keep us updated.
9a_1z 12
Jeez, what was it, a sex ed exam? Is your teacher so crappy that no-one's asked him to tutor them before? Maybe he was just trying to be seen to do the right thing in front of his superiors, but he sounds like a moron, hope you straighten things out successfully.
AllyJo1231 15
Wow.. that teacher is a narcissistic ass if you ask me. I hope you don't get in a lot of trouble OP. Fight it if you have to.
trucker2 33
Drop that class or school asap, looks like it's gonna be a long year FYL
slackerjoe 22
ya, just run away.... like trucker2's parents taught him.