Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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earljonez 22
I think your teacher watches too much ****....
nzhx 23
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?
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Comments (55)
FuqBoiQ 4
Dude **** your teacher
ShadowlessSpear 21
OP already tried, and apparently failed.
MissRaindrop 20
Well, Someone certainly has a high opinion of himself.
worldclassrager 41
That's a bit extreme...I guess you are better off asking a classmate
BabyrooKid 11
♫ Don't stand ... don't stand so ... don't stand so close to me ♪
SookyLala 13
that sucks but as a teacher these days you can never be too careful, and all it takes is some rumors and their careers are prsctically worthless. hust explain to the principal whats up and move on
rocketman9mm 5
Might have been a bit of an overreaction if that's all you did. But look at it from his perspective - these days even an unfounded accusation against a teacher could ruin their career and make them a national villain if it goes viral.
UsagiArwen 23
This FML needs a follow up. I would like to see how this was handled, and truly OP, fyl.
marxism 8
20 minutes into tutor and chill