Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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tiffanyjean 3
that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself
kellanlvr 1
aww I hate when my family does that :/
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Comments (133)
tasha_caliente 0
go to burger king bring some back and show it off to ur family sayin that u thought u could leave me without food or just stay there and gain fat becuase ur on your lazy ass
Shanetacular 0
I love Olive Garden :)
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Your life isn't f***ed from this. But it's not cool of your family.
ColoradoGirl 0
That sh*t happens to me too, OP. I feel for you /:
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
What Oh So Lovely Family You Have there OP Huh?!?
Boon_fml 0
Why would you ask your mother if dinner was ready? You should be making your own dinner, and stop treating your mother like a slave. YDI.
awesomesaucem 0
this happens to me a lot. taught me how to cook.
bubbles987 0
how is this an fml? get over it. check the fridge or pantry. it's just food.
dinorawr1107 4
you guys have pretty hair XD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Call and ask them to bring something home for you. They were likely planning to do that anyway.
mpclaw 3
would seem to me you got lucky. ever look around an Olive Garden? fat people eating bad food.