Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
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Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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danthehuman 29
I'd say good luck, you're fabulous.
uhhSavage 22
:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.
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Comments (77)
mete_orito 34
Depends whether OP is a male or female. Females usually don't get any trouble finding somebody on a dating website,males on the other hand, have to work hard finding someone in that kind of sites.
JBChristian 47
And this comes from a male.
mete_orito 34
Yep! I have met some girls online and they have had the same opinion, except that they have to weed out the ones they are not interested, which takes effort and time.
tbon3r 15
men have trouble finding women in general for anything.
Saikon1357 25
Save yourself the money. Shit doesn't work anyway.
thevelociraptor 31
A lot of online dating sites are free, and for some people they do 'work'.
cryssycakesx3 23
you couldn't be any more wrong, 12.
RenoTheRhino 30
That should make you want to get a date to prove her wrong.
JBChristian 47
There's two kinds of people, the ones that would give up because they let it get to them, and then there's those that have determination and want to prove it wrong, and those Op, are the successful ones. So OP prove her different!
brandoneyez1 25
I'm sure you will find mr right. Nothing wrong with having a dating life.
Martijn1102 14
Right in the feelings
somthingstupd 9
Hahahha brutal
worldclassrager 41
Online I have actually found more effective but it sometimes is hard to plan dates...just give it a shot it doesn't hurt
Eswizz 8
Constructing a perfect FML comment: 1.) I'm sorry, OP. / That really sucks. 2.) They had no right. / They are a [bitch/douche]. 3.) Keep your chin up. / Things will get better. Watch as your comment rakes in the likes!
rocker_chick23 27
What else is there to say? OP's mom is a bitch and OP should keep their chin up.
False_Stupidity 42
You ought to write a guide to commenting on FML.
njgohard 16
Millions of fish in the sea, brother; just because 99% may not want you doesn't rule out the 1% that do.
detectivedipsiht 12
maybe your mum's got a few online accounts and she's just worried you'll somehow come across her profile