Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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Top comments
danthehuman 29
I'd say good luck, you're fabulous.
uhhSavage 22
:( That's harsh, especially since it's your mom.
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Comments (77)
ActuallyKatie_ 6
Well, your moms a bitch. To fab to be drab. ;*
Chibi_Kitten 24
Your mom probably speaks from experience.
jackiemora 18
Mother knows best
alex_622 22
It's ok op, my mom said the same thing to me -_-
ELoni_fml 25
Damn, your mom is a b*tch
cryssycakesx3 23
lol "b*tch"
thegirlwhosays 22
Don't listen to your mom, online dating can actually work and can connect you with people who you may not have met that are a lot like you. I met my boyfriend online and we couldn't be happier! Go for it!
ThePez828 18
I found my husband on a free dating site. Ignore your mom and go for it!
fuckit_oo 10
Moms know best
KuzzBuzz3 15
I'm sure she was just joking ;D
ImRJ 7
She's trying to be honest but it doesn't matter. Go try your luck.