Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
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Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
At least she's honest, she probably means it in a loving way. And now you know what you'll look like when you get old!
martialart1st18 19
How do you tell someone they're ugly in a loving way?
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Comments (73)
LisaDay 14
she was pretty enough to get married and have children. there's hope for you!!! seriously, im sure she was just kidding with you.
Sangue0608 26
Where did it say that op's grandmother was married?
flynryder 7
At least you know who to blame for your "bad" looks
privatepiper 7
That's a good person! Straight up, haha
mk8833 9
She only said that because she was offended by the idea that she had aged so much you had to ask what her past appearance was like
doodlebear0414 6
is that why you don't have a pic up?
idioticmess 15
aaahhh arent grandmas great!
stepmommy 5
Love this one. Sounds like she's a trip!
Echosnow 15
This is why I love old people, they honestly don't care what they say is hurtful. Sometimes you just have to laugh it off!!
JBirdeye 14
Well you look like her, and she obviously got laid
escobar07 10
Can't belive someone ****** her once.