Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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carrythebanner 3
Dudes should know by now never ask girls when they're on their periods
DocBastard 40
What kind of idiot asks that? Oh right, you do. NEVER ask that. Never.
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Comments (95)
stiansr 8
I feel your pain, but you should have seen it coming when asking a question like that.
ElricMustang 23
Well there's your answer.
your_ma 27
Grow up. What she did was sore for about five seconds it's not as if she did anything truly vicious or violent. To be honest what she did was probably more jokey than anything..
FireMars 14
its called PMS or PMT the p means pre so if she was on her period she would fine. she's probably on the verge of starting or she's just irritated with you and you assuming she was due was the last straw...possibly
sloopyreddress 0
Sorry about that, OP, but I am laughing so much it hurts!!
AllSoul 23
Am I the only one that doesn't get crazy when I have my period? God, my boyfriend is in some what way a very lucky guy.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Actually I get very tired or very mellow during my PMS. So the people in my life know if I'm getting angry it's not because of PMS.
stewpididiot 11
Yup... Your lucky it was your leg... Coulda been your nutsack! I think all the women who ranted about this are prolly on their ******* periods. Whoops!! Did I say that out loud ??!! Here come the moderators !! Run Forest, Ruunn !
liftedyoda 5
Haha i think you got your answer
maunaimer 6
YDI, when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Why would you say that? A girls period is often very painful and there is an uncontrollable release of hormones, and you think it's a good idea to prod her about how bitchy she is? The best way I know to describe cramps to a man is they can be similar to the abdominal cramps that come with diarrhea, except there's nothing you can do to relieve the discomfort and pain, so maybe next month you can show a little compassion and be careful about what you say
Caretaker21 4
Are you new to the dating game? You don't ask that, lol OP you got something's to learn.....