Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
The cat's out of the bag
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Partyblocked
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My father didn't get me a birthday present or do anything for me, and acted as though he only came to visit because it was expected. Yet when it was his birthday a couple months ago, he expected me to take him out and pay for it FML
Plans
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
You're welcome!
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Top comments
Lisa89 3
I don't see the issue. The concerts are only on specific days, if it was something they really wanted to see, Friday would be the only day they could go. Why can't his parents go to the concert and celebrate OPs birthday all day on the Saturday? If this was me in this situation I'd let them go to their concert and just suggest we go out for dinner the next day or any time that weekend to celebrate my birthday. And not bitch about it on FML. OP, get over it.
hiloman500 0
really? I wouldn't have guessed...
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Comments (133)
chrstygrl06 10
That makes me wonder how old you are. Maybe he expected you were gonna go out with friends?
xXjakalXx 0
wow, what an asshole
Chamelionsun 0
So stop crying over it and go make plans of your own op.
MrCanoe 5
what's the issue? the concert is in the evening did you expect them to spend the entire day celebrating your birthday? Why can't they just celebrate your birthday in the mourning or afternoon. I really don't see the problem
voveraite 7
It would be pretty ironic to celebrate his/her birthday in mourning :) just sayin'...
InBetweenDreams 0
Aww... it's okay. :) Just celebrate with friends on Friday, and then spend time with your dad on Saturday.
random1456 13
it sucks that you arnt with your parents for your birthday but take advantage of ur parenta being out of the house and throw a party!
LmfaoAtYuh123 0
STFU..!!!!!! like really.???? don't get f*cked up over the computer...
roydawgg 3
house party house party house party how many times do I have to say it? even if your dad finds out all he can do is ground you for awhile and it'd be so worth it. I never got to have a party because if my mom wasn't home my grandparents were. have a huge party op do it
JasonEP 3
boo hoo. Go make some friends. Ydi for wanting to spend your birthday with your parents.
cydvicious 0
get over it, everyone has a birthday and they happen every year. I don't get these people who think their birthday is a national holiday and everyone has to celebrate.