Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 24 February 2011 09:44 / New Zealand
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I like dick. In my mouth. Almost as much as I like sentence fragments. Ya feel me, brah?

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