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By advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

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By isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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By :|( - 22/10/2013 01:40 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2014 21:17 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

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By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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By teacher - 31/08/2010 14:50 - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By Vermont? - 22/02/2017 05:00 - United States

Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By regretsteachinghighschool - 05/11/2013 13:22 - United States - Rochester

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

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Monday 27 April 2015 17:16

That answer is going viral.

nityasomaiya 46

Monday 27 April 2015 17:18

I'm wondering what they thought the disease was....

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Kejus 13

Wednesday 29 April 2015 9:41

THEY'RE GON' LEARN TODAY.

1known_fml 8

Wednesday 29 April 2015 10:17

Well it's a History class not geography!

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:47

If you teach AP, who teaches Q-Z?

DanCastellaneta 17

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:14

Goodbye, Earth! I'm getting a one-way ticket to Mars.

Stopcomplainin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2015 16:34

Yeap definitely not joking around or anything. (Sarcasm)And no idea how this pertains to you as the students are the ones making fools of themselves. **** your life? For what students are SAYING? that's odd, please no more shit posts

ordon 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:31

I think they were messing with you my ap history class loved to mess with the teacher. We would always pronounce country and state names wrong. For example in that class Virginia was pronounced like virg-eye-nia.