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That really sucks...seems like HE'S the dog in the relationship.
He compared himself love, not you
I thought he compared the relationship. I mean, unless I read the FML wrong.
#1 Take a hint from your name and stfu plz
I have a friend who got compared to ice cream in a breakup. "Girls are like ice cream...you have to try all the flavors before you choose one"
ok that made no sense... your boyfriend is dumb...
Ok, first off, you should dump him. Secondly, does that make any sense to anyone? Maybe i'm just tired but...
It makes sense to me. He's saying no relationship lasts forever, and they probably won't out-live you. He didn't call you a dying dog.
you should buy a mean dog and have the dog bite his dick off.
Your boyfriend sounds pretty stupid. But you should know not to bring up the long term relationship! It freaks boys out. Wait for them to say something first. :P
I love when people summarise their FMLs at the end, like "he compared me to a dying dog". I wasn't aware the FML readership was so obtuse that this was necessary. And anyway, dogs can live for up to 20 years. Hence your ex-boyfriend sounds like a total dumbass.
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I have a friend who got compared to ice cream in a breakup. "Girls are like ice cream...you have to try all the flavors before you choose one"
Ok, first off, you should dump him. Secondly, does that make any sense to anyone? Maybe i'm just tired but...