Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend rather qualifies as a pet: He loves eating, he hardly ever talks or listens, but he is cuddly, always enjoys having me around and can – within limits - be trained to do useful things. FML
Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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TheKitchenSink 0
I have a friend who got compared to ice cream in a breakup. "Girls are like ice cream...you have to try all the flavors before you choose one"
genius_man16 1
Ok, first off, you should dump him. Secondly, does that make any sense to anyone? Maybe i'm just tired but...
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mark_my_words 0
he didnt compare you to a dog, idiot. he said that your relationship was a dog, not you. you are the humans, your relationship is the dog. with that dumb phrase, he just told you how he really sees relationships: painful. its your job to change his mind.
Rocket_fml 0
LOL @ number 34, but seriously?! harsh.
fermata 0
#26, you spoke my mind. It's a pretty good analogy, actually. I'd be impressed with a guy who's that honest AND original. If you can't take it, pass your bf to me. But then you are probably 14, given how pissed off you are at his response, which means your bf can't be much older. Doh! Jailbait for me =(
1104 0
weird boyfriend.
mk1o3o 0
i'm sure someone has pointed this out already, but the bf was comparing the relationship to a dog, not her. and the humans he refers to are both him and her, not just him. wrong interpretation. in fact (if you think a bit harder), there is no FML here. it's simply his opinion of what a relationship is like. it doesn't even seem like he's referring to their own relationship per se...
dunno_me 0
What you really should be upset about is the fact that he doesn't want a long relationship with you. Forget the analogy he used.
UltimateIdiot911 0
#26 Well put. That's exactly what I thought he meant from what I've read from the OP. As for the OP, you're jumping to conclusion and a bit too defense about it. Look, as a guy, it's not easy for a guy to explain or describe relationship stuff. I don't find it odd that he uses an analogy, I do that myself when my gf ask me difficult question. Though, girls tend to jump conclusion and assume the worse.
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA.
lm_wfc 0
maybe he didnt like you asking complicated questions like that at putting him on the spot? why do girls take everything so seriously...........
kapten 0
Wow alot of stupid people. Is it really that hard to understand what he meant? Everyone who replied with something like "dump him" should seriously jump of a bridge. I'm glad to see that atleast some people here are able to understand this simple answer.