Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML
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Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
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SomeBossOnHere 5
Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?
FMLandurstoo 9
Just get out of the ******* way then!
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Comments (118)
br0ccoli 15
Is there extra testosterone in Germany's water supply or what?
lacrossechick52 7
No shit he hit u with the ball!! Y wouldn't u be want to go to a lacrosse game?? It's like the best sport!! And I'm a girl saying this!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called an opinion. And guess what? SOME people don't like lacrosse. There are other sports out there.
mattykent3 4
That's impossible. What's not to like about lacrosse?
lacrossechick52 7
No shit he hit u with the ball!! Y wouldn't u be want to go to a lacrosse game?? It's like the best sport!! And I'm a girl saying this!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
He's motivating you to perfect your aim and drag him to racquetball.
mad_mav_lax 4
Lax is awesome!
Nomnomshark 3
Only douchebags play "lax" I see the asshatery has spread out of the US
athlete1990 4
Lacrosse is queer.
t765234 10
How so, you get the contact of football/hockey, finesse of basketball and metal poles to hit people with, what part of this is not awesome?
dalilpanther 5
Exactly lax is the only sport where bending a shaft over someone is worthy of praise. What's not to luv!
Synistiel 14
That has got to hurt like a bitch. I ran onto a pool table when I was 12 straight in the heart and damn that hurt for a awhile. FYL. And your father is rude and immature.
angelofsaturn 23
jesus what the **** is wrong with your dad? doesn't he know that a lacrosse ball can kill if aimed just right? then again he'd probably piss and moan cause you died during the game.
GrammarIsFun 1
Still better than soccer