Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
Your pregnant! What's his excuse?
SkoomaKi 28
Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.
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Comments (177)
Skittles_Rawr 8
Men just don't get it.
perdix 31
Well, he got it at least once. That's why she's pregnant ;)
ClosetTroll 10
Though the joke was in poor taste don't make much of it. I'm sure you have bigger things to worry about than your husband's casual remarks.
itsalanis 25
Some men can be so inconsiderate during a woman's pregnancy... :c
The_Hitdude 12
Inconsiderate? It wa a joke....albeit a bad one. But it's not like he was going out of his way to insult her. Guys expect women to be the same pregnant as they were before, which obviously isn't he case. But don't throw all men into one group.
Michaelsgirl04 9
while that joke was mean, men can't read minds..just tell him why you're upset. I'm sure to him the joke was just a joke
princess_boss_ch 0
thats to funny
carnage1108 0
I hate it when people fork my mortars, it just ruins the whole day
nativegirl13 3
Why divorce him over a comment? OP was just making a joke and her husband failed to realize that he went over board....he just needs to apologize :)
carnage1108 0
He was only trying to make you feel better about your size, it was an honest mistake
carnage1108 0
I hate it when people fork my mortars, it just ruins the whole day
metalwolf 17
I am sure it was supposed to be a complement as a joke. A cow is bigger then a pig after all.