Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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Top comments
rosha267 21
Your pregnant! What's his excuse?
SkoomaKi 28
Oh never insult a woman, especially if she's pregnant... OP give him hell.
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Comments (177)
bjg1009 3
Lighten up you're pregnant and probably pretty big, he was kidding im sure.
IBeLikeBitchPlz 0
Tell him he is a cow with a small wee-wee that squirts out milk lol
groupleader 7
You should have kept your argument going by explaining that you felt like as cow because of the milk. THEN he may get it. Btw, hormones or not, you seem like a bitch.
YahImThatGuy 0
You didn't deserve that but you should have been fishing for compliments like that. He just didn't play along.
Nemle22 4
First, the hubby is clearly a clueless man, so keep that in mind and show some leniency for it. Otherwise you're just adding extra stress for yourself. Secondly, to your own admittance...you were joking. It's safe to assume he was too. So lighten the **** up! Be happy you have a man that loves you.
xRezSynn 15
You might have to explain why you're upset... Sorry, OP.
sulitak 27
well... he tried.
nina0917 26
punch him, that's so mean
teacupofsunshine 29
That was uncalled for .. You made a joke he hurt your feelings. What's his excuse for being a dick.