Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, after I spent a fortune on plane tickets and hiked a mountain so I could spread dad's ashes around the boulder where he proposed to mom, and where mom's ashes were scattered 3 years ago, the moment was ruined by the fat, stoned teenagers having sex on the boulder here in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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melikesfml 11
Mmm wonderful family memories.
Queen_Cosmos 7
Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)
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Comments (145)
zooey08 1
Oh, the good old days.
bieberfreak18 0
I've been there !
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Hehe you like JB... HIGH FIVE!!!!!
HannahLouise96 13
Ah, precious memories.
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
Only in tennessee i live near the mountains soci feel ya. Crazy shit happens
mckibben 7
They brought you back to the bench so they can kill you where you were born. It only makes sense.
Michael_92 20
Do you have your bf /gf with you? Could have a repeat of history.
tHeDaRkNeSs006 10
It could become a family tradition.
AJRand 14
I just found out I was concieved on the chair that's been in my bedroom my entire life.
PrincessPesa 20
Congratulations...It's pretty haggard that your parents haven't redecorated since your conception. Time for a new design scheme methinks!
CrazyManNo9 29
Some people value their heritage, princess...
CaseySTFU 3
What an imaginative young couple they were.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
How much do you guys wanna bet they took a family photo or some sort of picture there? Lol
CrazyManNo9 29
Picture or it didn't happen!
Jumpingmal2 7
Ive been there... And i sat on a few benches...