Intimacy: Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents....

By anon - 24/05/2012 18:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML

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By Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 02:00

Today, after I spent a fortune on plane tickets and hiked a mountain so I could spread dad's ashes around the boulder where he proposed to mom, and where mom's ashes were scattered 3 years ago, the moment was ruined by the fat, stoned teenagers having sex on the boulder here in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By JordanVilleneuve - 28/01/2011 03:35 - Canada

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

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TMI

By ew. - 17/08/2010 04:28 - Canada

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Thursday 24 May 2012 22:59

Mmm wonderful family memories.

Queen_Cosmos 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:00

Think about it like this, if they never did it on the bench you wouldn't be here today :)

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zooey08 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:21

Oh, the good old days.

bieberfreak18 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:21

I've been there !

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 6:45

Hehe you like JB... HIGH FIVE!!!!!

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:27

Ah, precious memories.

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:30

Only in tennessee i live near the mountains soci feel ya. Crazy shit happens

mckibben 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:30

They brought you back to the bench so they can kill you where you were born. It only makes sense.

Michael_92 20

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:31

Do you have your bf /gf with you? Could have a repeat of history.

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:34

It could become a family tradition.

AJRand 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:37

I just found out I was concieved on the chair that's been in my bedroom my entire life.

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:56

Congratulations...It's pretty haggard that your parents haven't redecorated since your conception. Time for a new design scheme methinks!

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 25 May 2012 15:09

Some people value their heritage, princess...

CaseySTFU 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:40

What an imaginative young couple they were.

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:47

How much do you guys wanna bet they took a family photo or some sort of picture there? Lol

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 25 May 2012 15:07

Picture or it didn't happen!

Jumpingmal2 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:54

Ive been there... And i sat on a few benches...

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