Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
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Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML
Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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oh_dee 0
so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
doodlebug93 0
that sucks. i would leave.
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ohhdamn 0
I just turned 13 and i have no curfew, I'm out whenever wherever as long as I have my phone.
element01 0
go pay your own bills then. In your own place you can do whatever you want
agraceful 0
To all the 13 year olds commenting on this post: I am 18 and I think it is CRAZY that parents let their 13 year olds out to "party" until midnight. There is no reason for a child to be out so late. Very few children at that age can handle themselves properly. OP: Some parents are crazy strict. hang in there.....theres always college =)
SenorMike 0
There comes a time in every young man's life where you tell your parents to **** off
Zooey* 0
And you spend those 10 minutes on the computer writing it on fml. Genius.
ranbeer 0
your lifes not ****** up, your just sheltered. Get a job, a roomie, and leave
lovell_says_hey 0
same here. seven minutes past my "bed time" and it was no pc for a week. although, I was actually 17 at the time... either way, it was only seven minutes and I was brushing my teeth and my hair to get ready for bed.
leos1991 0
Ydi for being a pussy.man up to it parents
More_Nonsense 0
You're 18 and your curfew is 9 o'clock? Wow. If my parents were that strict, I'd throw myself off a cliff.
youngestof4 0
My parents like to ground me sometimes randomly when I haven't done anything wrong, just to remind me to not do anything wrong.... I've never been grounded for actually breaking a rule. I too am 18, So don't feel too bad