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By Rich - 26/11/2011 20:50 - United States

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

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By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 17:01 - Netherlands

Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML

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The proof is in the pudding

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 00:00 - Estonia

Today, I unintentionally came out as bi to my boss. He said he's fine with it and doesn't care either way, only that there is too much "gay propaganda" in the world and it shouldn't be shown and talked about so much. He also doesn't understand why I was reluctant to talk about my sexuality before. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:17

tell her "well, I guess if I'm gay, we can't have sex anymore"

StopDropNRoll 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:14

Looks like a new car it is ^^

Comments

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:11

That's almost as unnecessary as saying "you should chop off your penis! That'll solve the problem!" You really think a sex tape would stop people from thinking OP is gay??

YagerMiester95 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:14

Tree hugger.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:31

They give you high mileage and saves you money on gas. Thats the true point of a prius. That tree hugger comment meant that you are way misinformed about the prius. Idiot...

bananagrams 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:32

Maybe he just wanted good mileage Edit: I've been beat to it

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:42

53- Ass kisser

StartFromTheDark 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:16

Get a Volt like a real man.

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:16

I'm questioning your sexuality. Aren't you?!?!

sukmykiss 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:22

BOOYAH!!!!

fredrikleijon 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:27

Ofc he didn't think a sextape would change anything, he just wanted to watch some **** obviously!

Foppe 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:27

Ydi, for thinking caring about the environment makes people think you're gay, and for thinking gay is bad.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:35

He doesnt think that, he thinks the idiot gas guzzler's will make fun of him for buying a high milage car that people gave a reputation as a "gay" car and call its drivers gay. You must read the fml again.