Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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zkcupcake 4
What else is on that list?
instnt1nfction 17
8.flying ******
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Comments (74)
JSpenserK 3
Ha ha ha thats good my last car was hit by a porcelain toilet and broke my windshield dented my hood and took several gashes out of the paint but I wasn't the only one 5 others got hit with it to
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Are you sure it's the wind and not you? :p
xfactorfoxx 3
Dang
kaykay20 0
Maybe get a tarp garage and put it in place with cement (best to actually cement it to the ground) or try parking by the side of your house. Both may only help some but it's better then nothing.
kaykay20 0
These suggestions only help though if you stay at home during a storm which you should start doing for you and your cars sake.
KiddNYC1O 22
I hate when my car looks like shit too. Hell, it's becoming shit.
atomicbaboon 0
jessica declerque!
inloveee 0
its a shame that you actually have a LIST.
emilee33 5
yeahh thats an interesting one lol
rexreta 5
How long is the list?
YagerMiester95 8
Female drivers…you can never predict them.