Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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zkcupcake 4
What else is on that list?
instnt1nfction 17
8.flying ******
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Comments (74)
scampman 5
Hey I've had that happen to me too!
geon_olam 17
Story topper
YayFlameWarz 9
That dastardly wind, always causing mischeif.
Okayitwasme 0
Sounds like you need better sign posts, bolts, and more cement around them where you live. Make a complaint!
OCDC 9
I try to avoid the buses that talk to me. My therapist told me it wasn't healthy...
jsteury 0
I'm going to have to say your just a shitty driver it's never your fault is it
tayza249 20
At least it wasn't a trampoline or a wheelie bin?
stompic 2
maybe, it's time to buy a new one.
neonberries 15
Do you live in Scotland?
PoisonGirlInc 0
That's a great list
UnjustifiedClaim 15
That happens to me, too! I mean, it's totally the wind's fault, so much that I have a list: "things that my car accidentally hit because of the blowing wind"...