Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Comments

griffindragon97 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:22

did u just do a sir or what

MrMonk 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:32

how ugly was she

Tjerk 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:37

i see doubled

jjasson1296 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:52

don't be hatin the teacher probably sounded like a man

cindayy77 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:55

that really sucks.. I hope you didn't get in too big trouble

xxMoMoxx 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AT CARRABAS! My waiter was a guy n he asked to confirm my order n I said Yes Ma'am, I felt horrible

waltz 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:00

YUM

LupeFiascoLovaa 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:14

Ah that sucks man

vlad1269 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:24

nice!! lol

kateleen16 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:46

this isn't even a good fml... lame.

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