Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
taraaa_fml 4
...... how would you even be able to 'run' with your pants down and not notice. ydiydiydi
fortney 0
because i can totally walk when my pants are around my ankles....
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (58)
wowfmlife 0
are you....retarded?
Rakayum 0
you're just stupid.
Omgwtfnoway 0
Fmylife is dumb for featuring this, " Today I put up the fakest FML ever. FML".
kellster 2
How could you even possibly not tell that your pants were down? And why did you have your phone in a place where it could fall into a toilet? There are times and places to have your phone out and about, and that's not one of them!
spelling 0
For everyone who posts a commet here, let me shine some light on this girl. The only way she could possible run out of the restroom with her pants to her ankles is if she was use to them being down all the time. Now, the cell phone, thats just plain stupid. I have to agree with #14 on that subject. One other thing that confuses me is, why would you 'run' out of the bathroom after dropping your cell phone? Didn't you clean it first? Guess you are a Dirty Girl!
spelling 0
lol.
tmlgurl 0
There are too many things that don't make sense. Although the pant thing is highly unlikely, why the eff would you run out of the stall to dry it? Do you not have toilet paper in your stall? Or were you planning on using a hand dryer and melting your phone while you were at it?.... B.S
brendons 0
why were there girls in the guys bathroom exactly? and how did you run with your pants down? YDI for posting crappy fmls xD
awesomeamandas 37
op is a girl. there is a female symbol if you're using Mobile and on the website it says woman. even if you didn't see either the symbol or word it's safe to assume op is female if it says there were girls in the bathroom with her.
gross__ 0
@ #18, who said this was a guy? and yeah...good luck running with your pants down. FAKE.
ArmoredSandwich 0
Are you retarded?