Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
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Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
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Top comments
taraaa_fml 4
...... how would you even be able to 'run' with your pants down and not notice. ydiydiydi
fortney 0
because i can totally walk when my pants are around my ankles....
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Comments (58)
abcdefgh_fml 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is great! don't worry i probably would do the same thing! hahahahha
0 3
Can't you put your phone down for one minute while you're in the stall??
awesomeamandas 37
phones can and will fall out of pockets. back pockets it's almost guaranteed to fall out, front pockets is less likely but still possible. OP may or may not have been on her phone. don't just assume.
Rodjmeister 0
i've done this before...minus the other people
BakerMan_fml 0
Agree with #20; are you retarded? how do you just run out of a stall with you shit still out in the open!?!
darronlee 0
"My pussy's hangin' out!" -Britney Spears
dcapp 0
good job.. A++ #24 is right
annabobana 0
hahahahahahahhahaah
pennygoo 0
hahaha! how could you not notice that your pants were still down? lol
Moo_Cow 0
Ooookay, First of all, she just said her pants were down, she didn't say they were at her ankles do you drop your pants to your ankles when you go to the bathroom? cause I don't and Second of all, Nobody said she was using the phone, it very easily could have just fallen out of her pocket or something I mean even still you think you'd pull your pants up....
wotchersarah 0
that's why you put your phone in your bag and not in your back pocket. ydi