Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
Today, I farted in bed like my parents do. It sounded like an unexpected trumpet. Luckily no one was nearby. I usually don't fart. It took me by surprise. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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devildog562 33
Wow I misread this completely . *down votes self*
DomiLove 26
In my house my mom and I have burping contests, I understand it being rude in front of guests or in a restaurant but in your own home, it shouldn't be a big deal.. In my opinion x)
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Comments (109)
thenewgirl29 20
YDI for still living at home at 22. Lol jk
ceelos97 16
Why are you 22 and living with your parents?
jeanyrios 10
Wow. My son spent nearly his whole 7th grade in the "multipurpose room" because a burp (according to the teacher) is nasty and controllable even when you are adding food to an empty stomach.
jeanyrios 10
at devildog562. He belched, he didn't vomit.
Demonyx 6
I probably would've gone out for dessert out of spite
pitapizzaparty 18
U cant really say" at age 22" i got sent to my room like ur grown and its ridiculous for them to be sending u to ur room. At age 22 u still live with ur parents and have ur own room.
TogeBara 12
YDI for taking this crap from them
allybae_aye 8
You're 22, and live with your parents? Or did they visit you in your own home?..
whitee03_fml 1
Move out of your parents house you ******* free loader
BrianReis 5
I just love how people give you sh*t for living with your parents. What they don't understand is, not everyone lives in theyr country therefore people might have different costumes. I am 23, studying, live with my father (mother died) and i am not thinking about moving for a long time. Maybe because its a big house, anyway no one should say anything about living with your parents. We could b*tch about the fact that you didnt just went to the fridge and took something to eat, then went to your room play xP