Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
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Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my family asked me to get dinner, as they'd heard a popular seafood chain had chicken baskets for $4 each. I had $15 on me. When I got there, the restaurant staff laughed in my face and insisted they had never, ever had $4 chicken baskets. The alternative? $14 for ONE chicken dinner. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I noticed I was overcharged at a fast food place, so I asked the cashier to correct it. He got an attitude, so I asked for the manager. The next thing I know, some dude shoved me, yelling, "Shut the fuck up Karen." I fell and hit my head. People in line laughed and cheered. FML
Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
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superman21_fml 19
Obviously you were asking about the tax as well....right?
fk18 27
That's like asking someone what the number to 911 is..
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Comments (105)
Indianboy9321 25
Everyone makes mistakes OP! Brain farts are nature's way of showing you that you are only human! Laugh it off, and go on with your day.
Neckyl 6
Even if the price wasn't part of the item's name, it's annoying when people get to the register and ask how much something is. ALL prices are listed right on the menu. You can probably figure out how much it costs easier than the cashier can. Just look up.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
The problem is that most people actually want to know what the price is with tax because different places have different tax brackets. So a 99 cent chicken nugget that comes out to $1.04 in one town comes out to $1.12 in another. It makes a difference. People are just prone to asking the wrong question for the information they want.
BadApple88 29
This is not a FML. Just an honest mistake
Enslaved 36
They're $1.06 where I am because of sales tax.
luckyme143 13
don't feel bad!! sounds a lot like me...i make mistakes like that all the time! nice to know Its not just me:P
beaverteaser 16
even if your dyslexic its still 99¢
ksks1234 33
Or it could be $.66 to a dyslexic. My child has problems with mixing up his 6 and 9.
Ksweety_fml 27
Lmao... It's okay Op, we all make mistakes.
cynical4life 4
**** your life for sure if you're really worried about a fast food service person laughing at you.. Too funny
smokecloud_ 37
Because people who work at fast food places aren't really people. Damn plebeians.
Nyx_fml 23
If the latest Men In Black has taught me anything is that "people" in restaurants are actually aliens.
silly_meow 9
Technically you aren't paying what is listed, it may be 99cents but with the tax added on top; it is no longer that price. Well you made that person's day in their repetitive job OP!
doglover100 28
There's tax.