Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
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Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my family asked me to get dinner, as they'd heard a popular seafood chain had chicken baskets for $4 each. I had $15 on me. When I got there, the restaurant staff laughed in my face and insisted they had never, ever had $4 chicken baskets. The alternative? $14 for ONE chicken dinner. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I noticed I was overcharged at a fast food place, so I asked the cashier to correct it. He got an attitude, so I asked for the manager. The next thing I know, some dude shoved me, yelling, "Shut the fuck up Karen." I fell and hit my head. People in line laughed and cheered. FML
Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
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superman21_fml 19
Obviously you were asking about the tax as well....right?
fk18 27
That's like asking someone what the number to 911 is..
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Comments (105)
XxXBadAshXxX 27
You had a brain fart haha.
AlexRen 21
A customer asked me once how much a free water test was.
Nyx_fml 23
You know what they say... "There's no such thing as a free lunch".
1947Chevy 17
It's 15 cents
Marialani 10
It's ok OP I think we all have a brain fart moment lol my friend once ordered a cheeseburger without cheese at a restaurant.
sarah2144 14
When I worked at Panera a lady asked me what the difference was between a half sandwich and a whole sandwich. Shit happens. I didn't laugh though, I was just annoyed.
brandoneyez1 25
Would you like to know how much their .99 ice cream is too? One guess.
mattrd_fml 31
This wouldn't be a problem if they had the 99 cents value menu as opposed to that new 99 cents and more value menu.
ifunny_man 2
That's like asking when the war of 1812 is
Admiral_Ferret 5
That's alright, I work at a deli. We sell 8-piece chicken boxes (they are self-serving, just take the boxes and go).. This guy comes up, grabs one.. kind've inspecting the box. Now, I'm assuming he's looking for a price (despite there being a giant sign just above the case, most people don't see it), and I ask if he has any questions.. He stares me straight in the eye and asks, "How many pieces come in it?".... There is a label right over the box that says in big black bold lettering 8-PIECE FRIED CHICKEN. ._. "8 pieces, sir."
amisenho 11
It's okay; you were just the only one to know that the 99-cent chicken nuggets are called that to endorse the new, upcoming rap artist, 99 Cent! Incidentally, they cost tree-fiddy.