Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
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Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my family asked me to get dinner, as they'd heard a popular seafood chain had chicken baskets for $4 each. I had $15 on me. When I got there, the restaurant staff laughed in my face and insisted they had never, ever had $4 chicken baskets. The alternative? $14 for ONE chicken dinner. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I noticed I was overcharged at a fast food place, so I asked the cashier to correct it. He got an attitude, so I asked for the manager. The next thing I know, some dude shoved me, yelling, "Shut the fuck up Karen." I fell and hit my head. People in line laughed and cheered. FML
Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML
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superman21_fml 19
Obviously you were asking about the tax as well....right?
fk18 27
That's like asking someone what the number to 911 is..
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katina1236 20
That's ok OP when I was in school they'd take us bowling for gym. My best friend went up to the counter and asked "how much are those 5 cent candies??"
slasher2808 11
brain fart strikes again, we all get them.
worldclassrager 39
With tax...I have done that...they pause then I add the fact with tax added on then they understand...
mattynick 11
To be fair in America they don't add tax which is stupid in my opinion, I mean at mcdonalds the dollar menu isn't even a dollar. If you walked in with a dollar you couldn't afford anything on the dollar menu.
RaptorMARAUDER 9
What do you mean we don't add tax? Fast food is always taxed, depending on the state you're in.
TheMathMajor 26
They mean the price listed on the menu is before tax is added.
gracehi 31
That's because sales taxes are different from state to state, and fast food companies aren't going to spend thousands, perhaps even millions of dollars making different menu boards for each state where they have a store.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
umm gracehi, That's why most fast food places have menu boards with individual magnets/clips/ plastic bits where the prices are. They can change or alter the price quite easily. Plus no matter what prices very by location so they are already all different. It wouldn't really be hard for a restaurant to just already incorporate tax into the price that they put up on the menu board. There are some places that do it already.
RaptorMARAUDER 9
This must be some new level of stupid!
Twytch85 4
Yes, yes I am still laughing.
xblaine 17
The less you give a ****, the happier you are.
Ben009 13
It's a more common brain fart then I think ppl realize
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Hey. Its Monday. Everyone says/asks weird things on Monday. Trust me.
shivamtrivedi 24
Don't worry. Everyone suffers brainfarts such as these.