TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Anonymous
Please be happy
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Anonymous
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
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real life problems 26
And they say men forget anniversary dates
RichardPencil 32
Silly man, paper is a 1st anniversary gift! He should have served you the notice on nice bronze tablets for the 8th anniversary. Next time, marry a guy who knows his shit!
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DanielleinDC 34
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you didn't see this coming, and I'm sorry he apparently never gave you any indication he was unhappy before asking for a divorce. That's also a pretty cruel thing to do, to do it on your anniversary.
beckezfml 11
"Well thought out gifts," he deserves: Watch - because you are always late Body Spray - because you stink A Spa Certificate - because you need to wax that hairy ass Sexy Underwear - because I'm throwing away your hole-filled and stained high school boxers A Tie - because you need to start going to some job interviews Tickets to the Show - so someone else can kick you out when you never shut up Best Selling Novel "How to Win Friends and Influence People" - because you embarrass my friends Fine Wine - because your alcoholism can be dressed up for special occasions
Justine Malang 16
Ohh... That must be heartbreaking. Hope everything turns out better for you OP.