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By Fatality - 28/10/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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You deserved it 1 274

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 29 October 2010 0:23

YDI for ******* up a hockey game.

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 29 October 2010 0:24

When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:29

lol I luv watching hockey and imma girl:P

truthinlies 1

Friday 29 October 2010 7:32

hockey is ******* epic

konacoffee 11

Friday 29 October 2010 7:44

Yeah no sympathy here, you're lucky he wasn't pissed when you muted it. I know I would be, plus I bet you'd throw a fit if he muted one of your show!

xMegan 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:46

haha well, OP, seeing you're from Ontario it was mostly likely a leafs game. ydi for getting in the way of the Toronto maple leafs. (:

sarahiscool 1

Friday 29 October 2010 7:57

ydi, you don't mute hockey, it's just not right..

Hockey_Fan12 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:07

Damn u must be crazy interfering with HOCKEY of all things. U best be making sandwiches and bringing him some beer not muting the game!!!!! YDI

irishld2010 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:19

YDI for getting between him and the best sport on the planet.

irishld2010 0

Friday 29 October 2010 8:22

21, very well put. can't be said better than that

icuddy69 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:16

Guys will be Guys, this is Like us trying to get you Ladies off your drama Shows, soap opera

skylinewhispers 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:26

hockey > everything else. duh.

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