Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.
maaariana 0
for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.
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Comments (96)
Nimor 25
Basic self-explematory stuff really.
LetsGetFreaky 20
Maybe shave a little more, i mean it couldnt hear darling???
briedabro 32
I definitely read this wrong. I thought he hid the razor in there so you would cut yourself.
NotmadYT 17
I guess I'm the only one who thought that they were referring to the razor mouse pad or keyboard