Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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Top comments
LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Maybe she enjoys variety :)
yahoowizard 16
At least her kids won't be racist?
mrmerino 0
Not true. Mixed kids can be and are often more racist than the straight-up white bread kids are.
TheNewGuy03 29
124 -- I need stats on my desk by noon. |the kid|
Sumo69 9
Angelina Jolie tried to drop my liver it's black and swollen from all the Alcohol I drink
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
I don't understand what you are tying to say...
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
*trying
Randuhh_17 4
Out of all the things she could've chosen, to be like Angelina Jolie, she chose that? At least she doesn't want to be like octomom..
IndianGiver 8
Lets not give her any ideas
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
At least she doesn't want to be like the mother from 19 kids and counting.
marisadc79 0
I'd have to strongly disagree with your comment. If you knew anything about the Duggar's you would know they take excellent care of their children and bring them up the right way. Allowing Gods will for how many children you have doesn't make you a bad person. Not one of those kids wants for anything nor will they ever end up in jail or breaking the law. Some people shouldn't have one child and some can handle 19 fine.
sweetdreams20 0
82, he means at least she dosnt want 18+ kids....
perdix 31
#82, you're seriously ****** up. I doubt it's God's will for a 19-year-old to have 4 kids out of wedlock with four different men, and probably ******* many others. That's bullshit.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Uhh, 82 was talking about the Duggar's philosophy on having children. THEY leave how many kids they have to God's will. OP's sister just needs psychological help and the kids need to be taken away.
sweetdreams20 0
Lmao so everyone who believes in god must have 18+ kids.. Because its his will
thegreatbigwhite 2
82, you remind me of Cora from As I Lay Dying: blindly religious, completely unrealistic, and a moron. Good luck breeding a coven of Bible-thumpers.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
82 You think that having 19 kids is Gods will? What ******* bible have you been reading, the Necronomicon?
shadowch 4
from what i remember they are not all from one woman... a few where the husbands and another couple where adopted.
maddiewoah 15
Sigh.. What #82 is saying is that the Duggars are letting God decide how many children they have. As in, if they have baby after baby, well, that's just what happens. They just believe it to be "God's will" because they're religious. They aren't saying that believing in God means that you HAVE to have that many children. Geez.
drooller 9
What ^ said :)
cetlawizard 15
I disagree with you because the Duggar family DOESN'T fully support all of those kids...the NETWORK that does the show supports them, just like Kate +8 & Octomom...these people are nut jobs who have OTHER people supporting their many kids because they are too stupid to stop after 3-4 kids & want to be famous! & sadly the law doesn't allow for "forceable sterilization" of these nut jobs after 7 kids.
cetlawizard 15
My post was for 82
CaliyCat 1
Agreed, they're actually amazing people:)
madib1998 2
No they are all from her none are adopted
AnonymousChik 5
Maybe they'll make an MTV show after her called 'I wanna be like Angelina Jolie'.
Rddvl 11
Your sister's mental. Get help for those poor children!
PYLrulz 17
I'd give it a shot. What is there to lose, other than a nut of a sister?
hollylolly92 3
What do you expect? It's Britain. We live in a society where she can get away with this sort of thing without struggling as the government will pay for everything.
ambamm135 7
Did you miss the part in the FML where op said she can barely handle the three she already has? Doesn't sound like she's okay at all...
rattusrattus 19
Oh god, just go back to ranting in the Daily Mail.
flockz 20
"government will pay for everything." Ha.
rattusrattus 19
I mean, if "the government will pay for everything" why is my Dad still in a wheelchair he's had for nearly 20 years and was second-hand when he got it? If the government paid for everything, he'd be in a shiny nearly-new wheelchair that suits his needs!
taytaylal 11
I don't know why you're making fun of Britons economy when almost every country has a bad economy.
littlebug22 0
I know what this is like. My sister keeps popping out kids she can support either. Its very frustrating.