Love: Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By Time for a divorce, I think - 29/03/2025 21:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2011 12:23

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:29

Ewwww, cooooooties!

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Rickilynn1 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 0:29

Maybe your breath stunk ?

lunax_fml 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:03

Perhaps she doesn't like PDA. While I love kissing my husband, I hate kissing him in public, THE kiss during our wedding was agony.

vampyrequeen 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:27

soooo not right!

blue585 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:02

maybe she had cum breath

betteryouthanmeb 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:40

You should of licked her face and winked lol

tattedbullybabe 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:10

sheesh what a bitch

NeverScreamNever 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:37

maybe you had something on your lip?..

ColorguardChik 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:30

Was she sick or had a cold sore or something? Or is she one of those types of people who abhor public affection?

nika10105 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 6:28

Maybe she was trying to be funny :)

therealjb99 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:02

Haha

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