Love: Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:23

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:29

Ewwww, cooooooties!

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airjordan007 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 14:56

Ohhhhh. REJECTED!!!!!!

DottieGothicGirl 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:25

Hell yea. You can say that again

LucifersLimbs 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 14:59

you deserve it for trying to kiss her,you pervert.

babytunechi 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:15

"The Kiss" .....:S

holmes4l 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:15

wow dude that's some love lol

brohamas16 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:32

this has probably got to be the worst one! god damn like in front of everybody too!!!

Hunthas 17

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:32

actually the quote is "it is better to remain silent and have people think you are a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt"... ironically you got it wrong

parduezs 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:02

Dude! That is the best quote I have heard ever!

adrianm413 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:37

slap that bitch

jintin 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:44

She thinks she is smarter than u if u need help let me know give her banana juice in 69

wishfulmidget 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:50

Thats not a good sign...

sweetangelgal 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:52

lol maybe ur breath was smelling

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