Anonymous
United States
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
slipperyhands
United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
no low five
United States
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
Anonymous
United States
Great prank ideas #47
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Time for a divorce, I think
Edison, United States
My love language is…
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
Anonymous
United States
Romantic gestures
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
dantko
Dearborn, United States
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Middleboro, United States
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
CaptBlood
Action - Reaction
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
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ciarafox9 9
Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do
x_KL_x 7
Ewwww, cooooooties!
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Comments (182)
LTpast 3
Hope the divorce goes alright, don't let that bitch get your dog!
BikeAllDay818 6
Damn, that would embarrassing.
Itstherealjen 0
She's shy.....?
djr16 6
then when u got to ur place u had sexy time and making ta babies
bizarre_ftw 22
You've got some money don't you? :)
jemiller226 13
And it'll only go downhill from here my friend! Good luck with that!
perdix 31
Wow, that was quick! Usually women have the etiquette to wait a few weeks to years to start withholding the sex that they had freely given you to lure you into marrying them.
BighornB 0
You found a real winner there huh OP
Quagmire_ladies 9
I take it her next game will be to dodge the penis?
Evie_fml 14
Aww, that's terrible! Hopefully she was just super nervous about it being such an important kiss and being in front of lots of people. That would still hurt, but it would be understandable, and she could make it up to you later. Good luck with your marriage!