Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, when I arrived to a prospective customer's home to give her a shower replacement estimate, a sheriff pulled up behind me and arrested said customer. I drove a 3-hour round trip to this appointment. FML
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Top comments
forever2life 0
It's tough to make calls like that! You made the right choise though because if they make a law for you to inforse it applys to them to! They aren't just ammune to everything because they have some power!
missL1z 5
A law broken is a law broken. Governor or not.
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Comments (277)
Chris9154 6
My girlfriend and best friend decided to team up against and hog tie me. He is a MMA fighter and preceded to hold me in a choke hold while she tickled my feet. This lasted almost half and hour.
runner2135 0
Don't worry-that p.o.s won't pay for any fines or fees anyway! I say you did an awesome job!
rroxie124 5
The governor should know the rules. If he doesn't follow them, he should get the same punishment as other people.
Ibeatmyself 3
no ones above the law
thekmt 5
You did the right thing. Go back there with your head held high and show everyone what 'rule of law' means.
rocco182 0
You were right you were doing your job
Sylvister 1
he's the govenor, im sure he has money for the fine
snowboarder1019 5
Soo? If that was my job and my premier I'd be like yea **** you it's the law
iamfullyfucked 1
You did the right thing
Spazz420 7
Stupid parking cops! Get a real ******* job!!!
justanotherbird 19
You mean a real job as in a job where you go to work, do the job requested, and get paid? Oh wait... If you are really 25 and haven't grown up enough to realize that, while inconvenient at times, jobs like these keep things from turning into a shit fest, then there really is no hope for your intelligence.