Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
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kristenlee 3
Hope you didn't throw those crutches too far...
Trix_Disorder 20
Life's ironic like that.
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Comments (151)
chaplin_fml 0
Never say good luck say Break a leg...I broke my leg
Seegtease 0
Yew is a word, by the way.
alex_vik 1
#64 - Not in the context she was using it in.
Seegtease 0
Maybe she's an archery fan.
effthis 0
ironic karma bitch
zectni 0
thts not a funny jokee..?
InspiredByGaGa 8
that was 100% your fault AND you got what you deserved.
ryan__h 1
#62 yeah your right, but I never go to profiles.
ThotBoutTheGame 0
karma most defiantly over rules you. hahaha you FAIL xP
tigrouficele2012 44
#36: Heh, good idea. As the reigning queen of horrible jokes, I am obligated to ask: will you be going to the cast party afterwards?