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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML

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By nancypants1124 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML

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Are they wrong?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:04

Hope you didn't throw those crutches too far...

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Life's ironic like that.

Comments

untitledmofo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:07

the irony of this is EPIC! xD

Altrown_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:11

Karma's a bitch.

moron_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:21

HHAHAHA this is SO FUNNY. ROFLLLLL

kellster 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:24

What a stupid thing to do, especially at a dress rehearsal! I hope you had an understudy, or else you just ****** the rest of your castmates' lives, too!

ryan__h 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:27

#35 It is a simple typo, so what? That for sure doesn't make #8 dumb. If you want to be a grammar Nazi then look at your own post. "And, karma is a bitch." Look at it and see if you can find your mistake.