Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
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Welshite 40
She must really hate My Little Pony.
droidlover 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
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Comments (106)
CaptnNorway 10
Hey OP. If she is seriously getting to that stage, you must be very careful how you talk to her. Don't push her, because she might look at you and everyone else as a reason. By trying to force her to talk, you will just make things worse. Regardless, I think it's safe to assume it was some sort of joke.
TogeBara 12
It is NOT safe to assume this is some sort of joke and OP should seek outside counsel with someone that deals with teenagers such as her own. Blowing up a horse isn't funny in any sense. Get help before it is too late, but make sure she knows you still care and that is WHY you are doing this stuff.
PaulieXP 16
Maybe she was looking for the book "how to make your horse bombproof" I think that was the name, anyway, it's a book on horse training.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Hahahahaha omfg this fml is hilarious
sempiternal80816 9
Eh, YOLOSGFN.
sanecatlady 13
Pepl ar alwyz speling wurdz rong on teh indernet tehy ar so stuped. Okay, seriously that is really messed up. Get your daughter help while you can.
Wheelman2178 18
Maybe she's sad the horse took her apple or sugar?
britbrat237 14
Sure it wasn't Minecraft?
Rightinthepope 3
them horses be ******* up her life
blackonblight 33
Four words to explain all your google search oddness. "It's for a book." I swear, just research. That's why I have the full works of John Dee, most of Crowley's Thelema material, accounts of the suppression of the Thuggee cult in India, an English translation of Machiavelli's The Prince, and whole lists of herbal remedies that proved toxic when further studied. There's nothing fishy going on here NSA folks, just a researcher. For a book. That I'm writing.
itsmimi121 8
she definitely needs psychiatric help, and a tutor. unless you actually own a horse...