Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Welshite 40
She must really hate My Little Pony.
droidlover 14
Call the veterinarian ASAP!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (106)
Killswitchknot 20
Someone is a little psychotic
ctlnaaia71 8
URGENTLY!!!
DeadManRollin 6
Maybe she was playing Age of Mythology where you have to destroy a giant Trojan horse. Maybe?
SherlockWHolmes 12
My curiousity lies not in whether or not she meant "horse," as either way it'd generally be a reasonably horrible experience. I wish to know what kind of behaviours caused you to search her history. That seems more interesting, and also tells me whether or not you probably could have expected something of that shock level.
bvbarmy4ever 12
How old is your daughter?
Celestia_fml 6
Erm, YDI for prying.
carelessxdanger 9
i hope nobody ever looks through MY search history. i google some weird shit.
MuppetMerkin 10
Aaaanndd now you're on an FBI watchlist.
JMichael 26
I'm thinking some crazy horse pissed her off and she's looking for revenge.
ClassyJJZ 9
This is the exact reason you need t clear the search history ;-*