Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I was heading out for lunch, and a co-worker asked me if I would pick up their pizza. I said yes, because, why not? Just as I arrived, they texted to inform me that the pizza was under the name "Anita Luong Duong". FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Top comments
ThrottleJockey 36
"The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me." On a side note, in which state do you live that you have a fuel shortage? Gas is $2 a gallon by me.
s0m3guy2010 21
Does the 30 minutes or less policy still apply? I'd expect a timely delivery and nothing less.
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Comments (52)
Lalala579121 28
Well it's about time you get out of your car and get some exercise.
neverready 25
Most Pizza places here also have some bikes or even little e-cars additionally. Your manager should think about buying some cheap bikes for delivery.
RichardPencil 32
Unicycle! You show up to someone's door on a unicycle with a hot pizza, the tip will be so big, you could afford to buy your own pizza.
ASFDUMAL 8
Pokemon go?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
I used to be a Pizza Delivery driver and I can honestly say Ive walked a few deliveries. I don't mind it. Get the $1.50 for the delivery plus a tip.
Platinum69 8
How about an electric moped or a bycicle?
Miss_080 21
How about a bicycle?
askullnamedbilly 33
Wouldn't the pizza be cold? I mean, unless the person lives right around the corner, I highly doubt they're going to enjoy eating a lukewarm pizza.
saffy66 34
I'd like to know which state has the gas crisis too, because I'm going on a road trip in the US in a few weeks.
josiemorehouse 12
The southeastern US: Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina. It was due to a supply pipeline rupturing in Alabama, that pipeline supplies most of the gas for the southeastern states. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon. I'm west of Atlanta GA and our stations are running out very quickly every day, some stations have been out for a few days. And prices are going up due to supply being short.
Histayra 11
gas shortage is happening in Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, Florida and Tennessee. I could be wrong about Florida though.
thatweirdasian 22
No, it's not affecting Florida, at least not where I'm at in central Florida.
mcdgaf 14
it hasn't affected where I live in North Central Florida either.
Cagey 6
It is Tennessee. i live here...