By anon - 30/08/2015 06:20 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML
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wickedhyype 17

I cringed reading this post. FML....

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coried91 28
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Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!

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jlang917 14
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Now that's a crappy situation...

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Please show yourself out.

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Indiantrolledd 16
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Why do you guys hate puns. That was good.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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@#40: Dude somebody says "what a shitty situation" or something stupid like that in literally every FML involving feces.

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coried91 28
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Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!

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wickedhyype 17

I cringed reading this post. FML....

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Zufallian 35

I cringed more at how FML wasn't capitalized in the FML.

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mxgirl1998 26
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I did too..I don't know what I would do in that situation

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khorstmye 15
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Nicknames are a term of endearment, smile McNugget :)

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dezman2000 21
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That was my street name back in the hood, tbh XD

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FitFriday 32
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You mean streak name, right?

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_imacooldude_ 10
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That's real shitty op

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TheBelt 19
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I just knew the shit puns were coming

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Miss_Chevious 37
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Fuck your life, Nugget.

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TypicalDaniela 20
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Why didn't you just clean it up yourself?

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KayDee29 31
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Yeah, I have a feeling the nurse would have just made OP clean it up. Though I guess we can't know for sure yet if OP is part of the nursing staff or works elsewhere, like the kitchen. We need a follow up!

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zyoff 1

Next time clean it up yourself, lazy.

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