By anon - 30/08/2015 06:20 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML
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wickedhyype 17

I cringed reading this post. FML....

Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!

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Now that's a crappy situation...

Please show yourself out.

Why do you guys hate puns. That was good.

@#40: Dude somebody says "what a shitty situation" or something stupid like that in literally every FML involving feces.

Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!

wickedhyype 17

I cringed reading this post. FML....

I cringed more at how FML wasn't capitalized in the FML.

I did too..I don't know what I would do in that situation

Nicknames are a term of endearment, smile McNugget :)

That was my street name back in the hood, tbh XD

You mean streak name, right?

That's real shitty op

I just knew the shit puns were coming

Fuck your life, Nugget.

Why didn't you just clean it up yourself?

Yeah, I have a feeling the nurse would have just made OP clean it up. Though I guess we can't know for sure yet if OP is part of the nursing staff or works elsewhere, like the kitchen. We need a follow up!

zyoff 1

Next time clean it up yourself, lazy.