Dog Jump Fail By FML Approved - 18/10/2017 15:10 - United States - New York Practice doesn't always make perfect! I agree, your life sucks 433 You deserved it 110 Share Tweet Share
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 139 You deserved it 132 980
Today, despite checking, double-checking, and triple-checking before we sent them to every member of our friends and family, some who live in foreign countries, our wedding invitations somehow had not one, but two spelling mistakes. They misspelled my surname and the address of the church. FML I agree, your life sucks 195 You deserved it 482
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 214 You deserved it 2 523
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 210 You deserved it 6 572
Today, I bought tickets to Walt Disney World for myself and my 6 year-old. She just announced she's afraid to ride an escalator, to the point of tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 823 You deserved it 209
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 873 You deserved it 3 574
Today, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia, she smiled and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 237 You deserved it 49 501
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 673 You deserved it 7 555