Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
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Top comments
kut17 11
I'm guessing you work either at Walmart or a gas station.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
I will never be able to un-see the mental image..
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Comments (122)
Hippo_platypus 1
Maybe you should learn to knock
kawaiisakura 12
I'm pretty sure their bathrooms would be the type with multiple stalls and a big PUBLIC area outside the stalls with the sinks and such.
onorexveritas 24
one word: disturbing
leadawg75 12
Or Taco Bell, which explains why she was in the bathroom...
imvee5599 7
Now you'll never get that out of your mind. Sorry OP to tell you this but you're forever Scarred. :/
Hammer01 8
Why is this an FML???
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Because she saw something she will never be able to unsee.
heyijustmetu 7
thats one awkward situation to be in
tyler907 10
if you'd ever been on Reddit, you'd know that wasn't cheese she was dipping the nachos in.
Nitrogenica 6
OH GOD WHY THERE IS ALWAYS ONE
jojo52 4
the pains of seeing an older generation naked has to be one of the most mind ruining things
adam_night 9
Why is there cheese in the bathroom, food in bathrooms can attract all kinds of pests.
HeartOfLead 24
This seems explainable: You were at a movie theater when that lady you spotted had to do her business before the movie, but unfortunately the snack line was too long. Since she did not want to lose her spot and then have to wait longer, risking the beginning of the film, she decided to wait and buy the nachos before using the bathroom. Once her purchase was done, she had to pee so much that she sprinted off to the loo. When she was done peeing, all the while having her nachos still in hand, she got up and tripped doing so. This caused her to spill her nachos. In a desperate last minute attempt not to miss anything, nor having to pay again for the nachos, she simply ate as much as she could. The speed at which she was eating caused her to get a migraine and become a bit disoriented. And then you came in. BACKSTORY FOR THE WIN!